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Mass Effect 3- a wishlist
Yes, I realize that Mass Effect 2 hasn’t even been out for a month, but once a sane human being beats Mass Effect 2, the only logical response is to want to play Mass Effect 3. The only problem with this thought process is that there currently no finished copy of the game available on […]
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The Pizza Wars
So Papa John’s has a limited time offer going on right now where you can get any large, one-topping pizza for ten dollars, before taxes of course. As I was writing this sentence, a Little Caesar’s ad came on the television, asking about 5.99 for a large pizza. Domino’s has that new aggressive campaign to […]
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Things that are dead to me
There are some things that deserve a second chance. There are other things that are unfit for the eyes to see, ears to hear, or mouth to taste. These are the things that are dead to me. Elements created by our own popular culture that I have decided add nothing positive to my existence, so […]
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Why the fuck is Ice-T, songwriter of the hip-hop crossover hit “Cop Killer”, a detective on this show anyway?
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Mass Effect 2: Consumer of Time
So classes are taking up a lot of my time now. But I promised some people, so I’m now going to do the quintessential Mass Effect right here, and right now. Mass Effect was probably my favorite video game from the last decade. A sci-fi, role-playing game that combined real-time shooter levels with cinematic third-person […]
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Tags: Video Games
Transition
So yeah, I’m still in a funk over Conan losing his show. Yeah, yeah, I know, the Olympics are starting soon and the Super Bowl just happened. Who still cares about Conan now? Me! I cannot wait to see just what he is going to wind up doing next Jack Danger and I are starting […]
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Conan…how could this happen?
I’ve always enjoyed Conan O’Brien’s brand of quirky, self-deprecating humor, it’s what sets him apart from the other late night hosts. So when I found out five years ago that Jay Leno was going to retire so that Conan could take the reigns of the Tonight Show, the future looked set. Little did I know […]
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Tags: TV
Now, keep in mind for just a second that I already knew that Netflix currently offers a service to it’s customers that they can stream movies through their computer. Not all of the movies, but a small selection. Let’s say for example that this covers very old, critically-acclaimed classics, worse then filth comedies (we’re talking […]
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This past Sunday was Jack Danger’s birthday, so we were all treated to a Jack Danger movie marathon of sorts this weekend. The dishes were Fido, a 1950’s surbubia boy and his new pet zombie flick, and American Astronaut, basically a post-modern sci-fi shenanigan, any other attempted plot description would probably melt my brain before […]
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Cronenberg
Can you truly evaluate the merits of a director by seeing only three of his films? Well, surely that isn’t a fair question as a director like David Cronenberg, who has somewhere in the ballpark of twenty films on his resume. This question would be judging Cronenberg solely on the merit of a small fraction […]
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Tags: Movies